Getting To Know You: Erik Lensherr

by Nadja Lee

E-mail: neh@post10.tele.dk

 


Codes: Erik Lensherr
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: "X-men" and all the characters here belong to Marvel , 20 Century Fox and I intend no infringement, this is a piece of amateur fan Only the original idea contained within this work is the property of the author. Please do not copy this story to any website or archive without permission of the author.
Timeline: Set after the movie
Universe: Movie
Pairing: Slight Erik/Charles
Summary: Little info on Erik's life...
Archiving: Want, ASK, take, have.
Series: "Getting to Know You" by Sare Liz, jenn, Beth
Summary: Little info on Erik's thoughts...
Author Notes: Original idea credited to ASCEML.
I have no idea if I'm allowed to mingle into this series but I couldn't help it. If I'm doing anything wrong I apologise and know that I didn't mean to.


NAME: Erik Lensherr

SEX: Male, Homo Superior and proud!

HOME: A mansion in Europe. At the moment I'm a bit tied up, though...

HEIGHT: Who wants to know? Is this a mutant registration thing?

EYES: None of your business. Next I know you'll put another number in my arm...

HAIR: Grey/white

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Don't watch TV. I'm trying to change the world, you know...

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It was Hell to even get a computer, do you think they'll bother with the mouse pad?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Anything on explosions and other useful things.

FAVOURITE SMELL: You have GOT to be joking!

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being stopped by Xavier's X-men who are obviously too blind to see that I'm saving them and the rest of the mutantkind.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Winning people over to my cause.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Escape from prison, visit Charles, plan how to save the mutantkind from humans persecutions.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Mozart. Is that a soundtrack?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I have GOT to get out of here.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? How DARE you?!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Who cares? I never ride them. Charles don't like them...

PEN OR PENCIL? : Pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : I never answer the phone. I have people to do that.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Anything Charles makes. He's a good cook.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? They were killed by humans and that's what will happen to all mutants unless you join me and stop them.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : I'm going to fry you for that when I get out of here!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA : Vanilla. It's Charles favourite....

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Depends...

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?. I always fly.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What kind of question is that?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't want a pet.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'm a mutant. A Homo Superior. I'm way above animals.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY -- Depends on who is making them. That weather witch Charles have is beginning to bug me.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Hitler so I could kill him slowly and very painfully.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rum

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : This IS a mutant registration thing. I knew it!

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? If Charles insists....

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : No! I'll give it up for Charles though...

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? King

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Don't be insolent!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : I have one.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Once.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Me and Charles in tuxes on the shores of St. Martin...

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Nothing

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : Half empty.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : What?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : None of your business!

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : Where else should I put my fingers?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I have no desire to be a gardening tool, you insolent ****!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : Unless you are a VERY close friend of Charles....I'm so gonna find you and when I do....

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 1. I like to win

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Charles's Ferrari. I used to drive when we went places...

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : Don't have one. I don't need cars to get around.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Soccer.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Charles? He is my soul-mate....if only he'll give up that useless dream of his about mutants and humans coexist.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: That VERY insolent and annoying Wolverine.

The End