Getting To Know You: Erik Lensherr
by Nadja Lee
E-mail:
neh@post10.tele.dk
Codes: Erik Lensherr
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: "X-men" and all the characters here belong to Marvel , 20
Century Fox and I intend no infringement, this is a piece of amateur fan Only
the original idea contained within this work is the property of the author. Please
do not copy this story to any website or archive without permission of the
author.
Timeline: Set after the movie
Universe: Movie
Pairing: Slight Erik/Charles
Summary: Little info on Erik's life...
Archiving: Want, ASK, take, have.
Series: "Getting to Know You" by Sare Liz, jenn, Beth
Summary: Little info on Erik's thoughts...
Author Notes: Original idea credited to ASCEML.
I have no idea if I'm allowed to mingle into this series but I couldn't help
it. If I'm doing anything wrong I apologise and know that I didn't mean to.
NAME: Erik Lensherr
SEX:
Male, Homo Superior and proud!
HOME: A
mansion in Europe. At the moment I'm a bit tied up, though...
HEIGHT:
Who wants to know? Is this a mutant registration thing?
EYES:
None of your business. Next I know you'll put another number in my arm...
HAIR:
Grey/white
WHAT IS
YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Don't watch TV. I'm trying to change the world, you
know...
WHAT'S
ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It was Hell to even get a computer, do you think they'll
bother with the mouse pad?
FAVOURITE
MAGAZINE: Anything on explosions and other useful things.
FAVOURITE
SMELL: You have GOT to be joking!
WORST
FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being stopped by Xavier's X-men who are obviously too
blind to see that I'm saving them and the rest of the mutantkind.
BEST
FEELING IN THE WORLD: Winning people over to my cause.
THINGS
TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Escape from prison, visit Charles, plan how to save the
mutantkind from humans persecutions.
FAVOURITE
SOUNDTRACK: Mozart. Is that a soundtrack?
WHAT IS
THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I have GOT to
get out of here.
DO YOU
GET MOTION SICKNESS? How DARE you?!
ROLLER
COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Who cares? I never ride them. Charles don't like
them...
PEN OR
PENCIL? : Pen
HOW MANY
RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : I never answer the phone. I have people to
do that.
FAVOURITE
FOODS: Anything Charles makes. He's a good cook.
DO YOU
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? They were killed by humans and that's what will
happen to all mutants unless you join me and stop them.
HAVE YOU
EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : I'm going to fry you for that when I get out
of here!
CHOCOLATE
OR VANILLA : Vanilla. It's Charles favourite....
CROUTONS
OR BACON BITS? Depends...
DO YOU
LIKE TO DRIVE?. I always fly.
DO YOU
SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What kind of question is that?
IF YOU
COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't want a pet.
IF YOU
COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'm a mutant. A Homo Superior. I'm
way above animals.
THUNDERSTORMS,
COOL OR SCARY -- Depends on who is making them. That weather witch Charles have
is beginning to bug me.
IF YOU
COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Hitler so I could kill him
slowly and very painfully.
FAVOURITE
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rum
WHAT IS
YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : This IS a mutant registration thing. I knew it!
EAT THE
STEMS OF BROCCOLI? If Charles insists....
GUYS-WOULD
YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : No! I'll give it up for Charles though...
IF YOU
COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? King
IF YOU
COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Don't be insolent!
IF YOU
COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : I have one.
HAVE YOU
EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Once.
DESCRIBE
YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Me and Charles in tuxes on the shores of St. Martin...
WHAT IS
ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Nothing
IS THE
GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : Half empty.
WHAT IS
YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : What?
ARE YOU
A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : None of your business!
DO YOU
TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : Where else should I put my fingers?
IF YOU
COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I have no desire to be a
gardening tool, you insolent ****!
WHAT'S
UNDER YOUR BED? : Unless you are a VERY close friend of Charles....I'm so gonna
find you and when I do....
WHAT IS
YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 1. I like to win
WHAT WAS
YOUR FIRST CAR? : Charles's Ferrari. I used to drive when we went places...
WHAT IS
YOUR DREAM CAR? : Don't have one. I don't need cars to get around.
FAVOURITE
SPORT TO WATCH: Soccer.
SAY ONE
NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Charles? He is my
soul-mate....if only he'll give up that useless dream of his about mutants and
humans coexist.
OF ALL
THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: That VERY
insolent and annoying Wolverine.
The End