Standby/Shutdown Screens

Overview on Windows Logos

Standby screens

Please stand by while the computer prepares to shut downPlease stand by while the computer is shutting down | Patience, space boy
You've been fantastic companyShut down already... crap, crap, crap
Forgive me Buddha, but I'm gonna shut downPlease stand by while the computer shuts down | Or I'll have to spend the night here on your lawn.
Please stand by while the computer is shutting down | We both know that she's more interesting than I am.Please wait while the computer shuts down

Shutdown screens

It is now safe to turn off your computerIt is now safe to turn off the computer... sweet dreams
It is now safe to turn off the computer | But this is not the endIt is now safe to shut down the computer | But just know this, mean people suck
It is now safe to shut down the computer | Listen to the Buddha boyIt is now safe to shut down the computer | Because I love you too much
I'm the one that you should fear | So shut me down before something happensI've got it bad and that ain't good | So shut me down already
It is now safe to turn off the computerSlowly shut down the computer and no one will get hurt